AN HONEST PANHANDLER IS BETTER THAN A DISHONEST POLITICIAN

This was just too funny to pass up, since we were discussing passing a panhandling ordinance in the City of Macon, after a similar ordinance was passed in Atlanta.

MAYOR ELLIS INVITED JANE FONDA TO MACON TO TEACH CHILDREN THE ABC METHOD FOR SEX EDUCATION-THIS IS A JOKE ABOUT A MOVIE!

STARRING MAYOR JACK C. ELLIS AND JANE FONDA.
It is rumored that Jack and Jane will discuss the details of this new film on Monday. Since, the Mayor loves to fly around this was a perfect role. The folks at Recallellis are hoping that he does his own stunt work. Ms. Jane will play the role of an exercise instructor and will also be a journalist, and it is also rumored that Workforce Development grants will help fund the movie. It will be possible to use the funds from this grant program because children will be invited to watch the filming and get instructions about becoming movie producers or they may want to go into the field of exercise instruction or journalism. This is getting more bang for the buck with so many areas of expertise that children could choose as a career.

MAYOR JESTER JACK C. ELLIS ISSUES A PROCLAMATION TO KING FORMER GOV. BARNES OF GA

Hear ye, hear ye, I Mayor, Court Jester, Jack C. Ellis decree this day in Macon as King Former Governor Barnes day in my Kingdom, and I hereby present this Proclamation with your complete college transcript and a resume should you need a job in the future. Ok, now let us go dine on The Mayor of Cherry Street, Mark Thorton, and all of the other peasants of Macon's dime. Cheers!