A sign that I have in my home in Macon, Georgia

Last year, I went online and designed a sign for about $45 to $50, a huge vinyl sign and I put it on my wall in my home at 1590 Engle Drive, Macon, Georgia 31211.

It is hanging in my computer/laundry area. The sign is purple and white and has an hourglass on it.

The sign reads:


Macon, Georgia biggest asshole town in the USA

and then under the hourglass it reads

"LOST IN TIME." My son, Matthew and his two friends Josh and Austin all of them close to sixteen now, saw it a few weeks ago when I took them to Mikdado Steak House. We drove by my house, and I showed the boys my sign, and I told them if I had the money that I would have billboards plastered all the way from the farthest northern point of the United States all along the Interstates leading into Georgia! But anyone who has traveled here to Macon, Georgia and received a parking ticket while attending the now closed down or soon to be closed down Music Hall of Fame or received a speeding ticket on I75 where the speed limit is reduced to 55 mph for a purposely planned speed trip knows that Macon, Georgia is a town full of assholes! And the people in this town are so ignorant that they do not realize that when they fine tourists, that those tourists never come back to the Cherry Blossom Festival, and they tell all of their friends when they get back home how corrupt the police and politicians in Bibb County Georgia are.

Yes siree, people reap what they sow. Now, the State of Georgia has to admit that we cannot afford the Georgia Music Hall of Fame, we can't afford anything. You know why because big brother has no business in what should be a free enterprise system. Had politicians not gotten involved, then private investors could have perhaps done a deal with Hard Rock Cafe to build a restaurant in Macon, Georgia with a museum attached! And then people could go out to eat, and tour the museum. But no, everyone in this town has to be high flying elitists and build things that they can't pay for!

Have a nice day!

Linda

YOU HAVE UNTIL JUNE 26TH TO APPEAL THESE RIDICULOUS TAX REASSESSMENTS!

AN HONEST PANHANDLER IS BETTER THAN A DISHONEST POLITICIAN

This was just too funny to pass up, since we were discussing passing a panhandling ordinance in the City of Macon, after a similar ordinance was passed in Atlanta.

MAYOR ELLIS INVITED JANE FONDA TO MACON TO TEACH CHILDREN THE ABC METHOD FOR SEX EDUCATION-THIS IS A JOKE ABOUT A MOVIE!

STARRING MAYOR JACK C. ELLIS AND JANE FONDA.
It is rumored that Jack and Jane will discuss the details of this new film on Monday. Since, the Mayor loves to fly around this was a perfect role. The folks at Recallellis are hoping that he does his own stunt work. Ms. Jane will play the role of an exercise instructor and will also be a journalist, and it is also rumored that Workforce Development grants will help fund the movie. It will be possible to use the funds from this grant program because children will be invited to watch the filming and get instructions about becoming movie producers or they may want to go into the field of exercise instruction or journalism. This is getting more bang for the buck with so many areas of expertise that children could choose as a career.

MAYOR JESTER JACK C. ELLIS ISSUES A PROCLAMATION TO KING FORMER GOV. BARNES OF GA

Hear ye, hear ye, I Mayor, Court Jester, Jack C. Ellis decree this day in Macon as King Former Governor Barnes day in my Kingdom, and I hereby present this Proclamation with your complete college transcript and a resume should you need a job in the future. Ok, now let us go dine on The Mayor of Cherry Street, Mark Thorton, and all of the other peasants of Macon's dime. Cheers!